found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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