I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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