it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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