i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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