Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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