Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
did i just pee glitter
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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