This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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