Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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