I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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