I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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