Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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