she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
