i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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