I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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