I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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