Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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