Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Randomize
