It's just like the Real World with babies
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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