oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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