She's JV to your varsity
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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