When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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