I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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