he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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