covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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