bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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