I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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