Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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