the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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