did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize
