There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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