Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You were trust falling into bushes
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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