i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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