Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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