your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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