I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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