We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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