I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize
