Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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