She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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