Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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