good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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