Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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