i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She announced her abortion via fbk
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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