your thong is hanging out like whoa
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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