i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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