Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize