Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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