i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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