Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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