Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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